A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
MEXICAN FIRST AID...
Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at
their favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They
turned to see this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning
blue from wolfing down some menudo too fast.
Francisco said to Luis , "What do you say Ese shall we
help her?" "Well Yea" said Luis .
Francisco got up and walked over to the viejita and
asked, "Can you briffe" (breathe) she shook her head que no. "Can you
speak?" she shook her head no...
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt, pulled down
her drawers and licked her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed
up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief.
Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "You see ese, you
see...that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time."
Thanks Abuelita!